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Angel: I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! DEAD! DEAD!
» HIGH FIDELITY
Rob: Get your patchouli stink outta my store.
Venkman [nervously staring down Slimer]: Come in... Ray.
Stanz: Venkman? I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!!
Venkman: It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me.
Stanz: Ugly little spud, isn't he?
Venkman: I think he can hear you, Ray.
Stanz: Don't move, it won't hurt you.
Runs down numerous hallways searching for Venkman.
Stanz: Venkman!! Venkman!!
Reaches Venkman who is sprawled on the ground dripping with goo.
Stanz: Pete! Are you okay?
Venkman: He slimed me.
Stanz (is ecstatic): That's GREAT!!! ACTUAL PHYSICAL CONTACT!!! Can you move?
Spengler: [over walkie-talkie] Ray, come in please.
Venkman: I feel so funky!
» GROSSE POINTE BLANK
Debi: You're a psychopath!
Martin: No, no, no - a psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. (Quick pause) That didn't sound right.
» DOCTOR WHO
Female Programmer: If you're not holding us hostage, then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified!
The Doctor: That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day?
Female Programmer: That's not our fault. We're just doing our jobs.
The Doctor: And with that sentence, you just lost the right to even talk to me.
» A LIFE LESS ORDINARY
Jackson: What the hell did you do to her?
Robert: I punched her in the face.
Jackson: Oh, you punched her in the face. She's half your size and you punch her in the face?
Robert: She had a gun!
Jackson: Oh, she had a gun! So that makes everything all right, does it?
Robert: No, I'm not saying it makes everything all right. I'm just trying to explain to you that for all I knew, she could have been a karate expert or something.
Jackson: With a broken arm? WITH A BROKEN ARM?
Robert: OK, I'm sorry.
» MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[The Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[Still no response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[The Black Knight remains silent]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
» STAR TREK: TNG
Capt. Picard: Q, what is going on?
Q: I told you. You're dead, this is the Afterlife, and I'm God.
Capt. Picard: [laughs scornfully] You are not God!
Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Capt. Picard: [Takes a short pause in thought] No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.
Capt. Picard: Shut up, Wesley!
Brodie: I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!
T.S.: What is with you today?
Brodie: Now don't get me wrong. I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child!
T.S.: That's kind of a harsh lesson, don't you think?
Brodie: Man, there's not a year goes by, not one year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that ESCALATOR!
Crews: Do you know if she had any troubles outside of the club?
Bartender: Troubles? No. She had that 'Canadian thing', you know?
Reese: What would that be?
Bartender: Happy for no reason.
» DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID:
Rigby Reardon: "What's he paying you boys? I'll double it and we'll beat the S*** out of HIM."
McGee: "Tony, I think it's time you get back on that horse."
Ziva: [to Tony] "Are you getting a pony?".
Tony: "It's an adage."
Ziva: "I'm not familiar with that breed."
Tony: (slight pause) "Yeah, well they are quite rare, it's sort of a cross between a Pegasus and a Unicorn."
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