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| » Random Fave Quotes/Scenes « » ANGEL Angel: I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! DEAD! DEAD! » HIGH FIDELITY Rob: Get your patchouli stink outta my store. » GHOSTBUSTERS Venkman [nervously staring down Slimer]: Come in... Ray. Stanz: Venkman? I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!! Venkman: It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me. Stanz: Ugly little spud, isn't he? Venkman: I think he can hear you, Ray. Stanz: Don't move, it won't hurt you. Venkman: AAAAAGHHHHHHHH! Stanz: VENKMAN!!! Runs down numerous hallways searching for Venkman. Stanz: Venkman!! Venkman!! Reaches Venkman who is sprawled on the ground dripping with goo. Stanz: Pete! Are you okay? Venkman: He slimed me. Stanz (is ecstatic): That's GREAT!!! ACTUAL PHYSICAL CONTACT!!! Can you move? Spengler: [over walkie-talkie] Ray, come in please. Venkman: I feel so funky! » GROSSE POINTE BLANK Debi: You're a psychopath! Martin: No, no, no - a psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. (Quick pause) That didn't sound right. » BILLABLE HOURS Claxton: F*** the search party. [proceeds to open up his coat, revealing several small bottles of liquor] Let's have a bush party! » DOCTOR WHO Female Programmer: If you're not holding us hostage, then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified! The Doctor: That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day? Female Programmer: That's not our fault. We're just doing our jobs. The Doctor: And with that sentence, you just lost the right to even talk to me. » A LIFE LESS ORDINARY Jackson: What the hell did you do to her? Robert: I punched her in the face. Jackson: Oh, you punched her in the face. She's half your size and you punch her in the face? Robert: She had a gun! Jackson: Oh, she had a gun! So that makes everything all right, does it? Robert: No, I'm not saying it makes everything all right. I'm just trying to explain to you that for all I knew, she could have been a karate expert or something. Jackson: With a broken arm? WITH A BROKEN ARM? (Pause) Robert: OK, I'm sorry. » MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. [The Black Knight doesn't respond] King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [No response] King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot. [Still no response] King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? [The Black Knight remains silent] King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy! » STAR TREK: TNG Capt. Picard: Q, what is going on? Q: I told you. You're dead, this is the Afterlife, and I'm God. Capt. Picard: [laughs scornfully] You are not God! Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher. Capt. Picard: [Takes a short pause in thought] No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed. --- Capt. Picard: Shut up, Wesley! » MALLRATS: Brodie: I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues! T.S.: What is with you today? Brodie: Now don't get me wrong. I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child! T.S.: That's kind of a harsh lesson, don't you think? Brodie: Man, there's not a year goes by, not one year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that ESCALATOR! » STAND BY ME: Writer/Narrator: We talked into the night. The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls. Gordie: Alright, alright. Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy? Vern: If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavoured Pez. No question about it. Teddy: Goofy's a dog, he's definately a dog. Gordie: I knew the sixty-four thousand dollar question was fixed. There's no way anybody can know that much about Opera. Chris: He can't be a dog. Wears a hat and drives a car. Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show. But did you ever notice that they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training. Vern: God, that's weird. What the hell is Goofy!? » IN BRUGES: Ken: Coming up? Ray: What's up there? Ken: The view. Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here. Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world. Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't. » LIFE: Crews: Do you know if she had any troubles outside of the club? Bartender: Troubles? No. She had that 'Canadian thing', you know? Reese: What would that be? Bartender: Happy for no reason. » DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID: Rigby Reardon: "What's he paying you boys? I'll double it and we'll beat the S*** out of HIM." » NCIS: McGee: "Betcha 5 bucks Tony does the Chair-Toss technique." Ziva: "Mm, 10 he switches to 'Strong and Silent'." Gibbs: Nah, 20 bucks he's gonna do the picture tear. Tony ends up tearing pictures while interrogating to which Gibbs snaps his fingers at McGee, prompting him to pay up. ----- McGee: "Tony, I think it's time you get back on that horse." Ziva: [to Tony] "Are you getting a pony?". Tony: "It's an adage." Ziva: "I'm not familiar with that breed." Tony: (slight pause) "Yeah, well they are quite rare, it's sort of a cross between a Pegasus and a Unicorn." |